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Paris Hilton – You Deserve Jail, take it like a real woman, Martha did..

Tue, May 8, 2007

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paris-hilton-jailDear Paris Hilton,

You deserve jail time you uppity twit. Take your 45 days in jail like a woman and stop sobbing like a baby on the television screens. Tell your mother, lawyers, and the rest of your posse to go seclude themselves AWAY from the cameras because they are proving to the rest of us NORMAL people what a really shrewd person YOU are. You knew good and damn well that your license was expired when you decided to get behind the wheel of your expensive luxury car not one time but twice AND that you were suppose to enroll in your Alcohol Education Course by Feb. but you decided not too. I guess you felt you were too good to follow the rules like the rest of us low life citizens. I guess you are better than us peeps huh? I mean for goodness sakes, who the heck relys on their damn publicist to tell them whether or not their damn license is expired or not? Did your publicist get the ticket? You are such a liar! Remind me why people should look up to you as a role model and why they should buy anything you endorse?

I guess you think that you can break the rules and violate your probation and your money will set you free. I am glad the prosecutors asked for jail time. It is sometimes inevitable that someone of your celebrity status who walks around like a primped up Barbie doll oblivious to the world and contributes absolutely nothing positive at all will eventually get put down to a lower level. I hope that your eyes will be opened up to a much bigger world and you will see more than just your ugly little self.

-Signed-

A Lower Class American and Proud of it

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8 Responses to “Paris Hilton – You Deserve Jail, take it like a real woman, Martha did..”

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  3. Parker Corsey Says:
    17. August 2010 at 1:28 pm

    Paris Hilton is really beautiful she is my idol and she is a wonderful role model i love her

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  4. Darcy Girellini Says:
    27. July 2010 at 9:19 am

    I have been watching Paris Hilton’s BFF. Where do they get these people? They are from another world!

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  5. Tajuana Froemming Says:
    20. July 2010 at 12:57 pm

    What’s the deal with Miss Hilton? I read somewhere that she would be in a Guinness World Records book as being the world’s “Most Overrated Celeb.” As if! Can she act? Is she hot as a model? Double yuck! And escaping of prison earlier? Ms. Untalented skirting her accountability thanks to her terrific grandfather, or was it her celeb reputation?

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  6. Guadalupe Chuyangher Says:
    7. May 2010 at 8:10 pm

    yo, i adore miss hilton. she is cool and i cannot wait to see what she will do next! x

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  7. Graham Moseby Says:
    10. March 2010 at 7:31 pm

    I have a video from the Paris Hilton video on my website. To bad it got relased onto the net for everyone to watch. She did not want it to be public as it was her ex Rick Salomon that lost it.

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  8. nina nesbitt Says:
    18. July 2009 at 2:11 am

    At first I was angry when Paris’ money got her out for an illness (yeah, right a girl who jumps around on nite-club tables drunk and dancing is REALLY very ill….Bull-shit!) But she did have to go back to a real jail even if for a rediculously small amount of time….regular Joe shmos like the rest of us would have been thrown the book! But, Martha, she went to a country club…a place that people like me would love to go if we could…..nice vacation on the public’s taxes Martha….what a tragity for the poor thing…my heart bleeds for her ass…..the ASS. What a wonderful government…your guilty unless you can pay for special treatment!!!!

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